Pony Ancestors!!

These look familiar?
The first picture is a sculpture of a horse from the Han Dynasty in China. It reminded me of Maximus so much, I couldn't stop liking it! I randomly found it online and felt so happy that I did. This made my day, including the fact that Juror #2 in the Twelve Angry Men movie was the voice of the original Piglet! <insert squee sound here>
I wonder if these two are related....

Back to your lives, my worldly viewers!
Must! Write! GAH!

<3, RS

Unpleasantness Come Back from the Dead

Have you ever looked back on things that you created when you were young and instantly recoil at the crap you made? Well, this is one of my regretful works of "art" and, surprisingly enough, it wasn't even finished, so what you see is what there is. I hope you enjoy my rotting unpleasantness that's come back to haunt me. Here is "My Wacky Adventure", un-edited, straight from the dusty presses. I hope you "enjoy". ;)

<3, RS

Prologue
One stormy night, Dr. Frankenbokerfissssher was working on an experiment that involved spaghetti and whether or not ducks, aardvarks or cows would eat it  or not. Just as lightning flashed and thunder rumbled, Dr. Frankenbokerfissssher heard a knock on the laboratory door (not lavatory a.k.a. bathroom).
“Come in.” he said not bothering to look over his shoulder. He heard the door thump against the wall (flash flash boom boom) and he heard footsteps  coming toward him and his experiment. It must be    one of my fellow scientists. he thought. Then a    sudden pain arose at the back of his neck. Then everything went black.


Meanwhile
Meanwhile in Tortuga,  Captain Jack Sparrow was talking to Will Turner when his cell phone rang in an AMBER ALERT!! “Deleleleblee. Deleleleblee.”
“Oh for gods sake!!!” Jack exclaimed after a while of the annoying call of the AMBER ALERT!!!!!
“Now where did I put that annoying thing?” he said turning around while patting himself.
“It sound as if it’s coming from your boot.” answered Will. Jack turned around and shot an annoyed look at Will.
“Thanks a whole lot, Will.” he shouted. The drunken, wild, fighting people stopped whatever they were   doing (I don’t really know what they were doing) and turned toward Will and Jack.
“Nothing to see here.” said Jack. Then slowly everybody went back to what they were doing. Will leaned down and put his hand into Jack’s boot. He felt around for a few seconds and then he found Jack’s silver cell phone.
“Gimme that.” said Jack crossly swiping the cell phone from Will’s hand. He opened it and pushed some buttons until he reached the AMBER ALERT!!!!!!!!

AMBER ALERT!!!!!!!

Dr. frankenbokerfissssher is
Missing. He was in his
Laboratory when the experimento*
Scientists last saw him. When
they came to room 12345,
he and his top secret were GONE!!!!!!! Call
425-555-8843 or log on to
www. Experimento*.com to communicate to the
scientists.

After a while, Jack turned to Will and asked “Will,    are you ready for a quest?”
“I’m always ready.” he answered.
“Well, we’re going to create a posse. So let’s go to our first miscreant!” Jack yelled and suddenly Will Turner   and Jack Sparrow were standing in front of a cottage.
“How did we get here, Jack?” Will asked.
“No idea.’’ was the answer.










The gathering of the posse

Will walked toward the door of the cottage and knocked.
“Come in.” answered a voice. Will gestured at Jack and opened the door. They had walked into a sitting room with a wooden piano and a lot of chairs that were,  oddly enough, dusty.
“HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANYBODY HOME???!!!!!” Jack thundered and Will felt the wood floor vibrate.
“Jack, is that you?!” the voice called.
“Yep.” Jack answered.
“Well, come into the living room and see ol’ Snow.”
“ ‘Snow’?” Will asked.
“Snow White.” answered Jack and Will nodded his head in response. He followed behind Jack and the 2 walked toward the living room. As they got nearer, they heard a TV program in the room in front of them. Jack and Will turned the corner and.....and saw the fattest person both had ever seen.
“OH MY GOD!!!” Jack shouted in astonishment. The person was, to Will, just a big, fleshy blob with not much rounder parts attached and the head had black hair with a red bow and eyes and nose and mouth.
“Are you Snow White?” both Jack and Will asked at the same time.
“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER???!!!” Jack demanded. “I’ll call the police AND.....”
“Calm down, Jack. It’s me and I know, I need to take a workout.” the blob said.
“Wish granted!” said a voice that came out of nowhere. Jack and Will both heard a “POOF!” and there was the original Snow White.
“Hey. I’m thin again and I’m in.....JEANS!!!!!!!!” she screeched horrified.

Qte Pwn-es 4 Ur Enjoimnt!



I CAN'T GET OVER THE HEAD-BOBBING CUTENESS!! <3

Just something to enjoy/overwork your memory drive. Admit it, you can't resist these Cuties! ;) Cheerios!

<3, RS

These Kitties Need Good Homes!!!!

People in the Seattle area, I have an emergency! You know the cats that I talked about weeks ago? Well, now they're at the age when they can get adopted. In fact, mom cat Skeeter just left the house today to go to the MEOW shelter to be viewed for adoption (I admit I cried)! I want to make sure Skeeter and her adorable, loving, sweet babies get good, loving forever-homes. If you could at least go down to the MEOW Shelter to see the little darlings would be most grateful! I'll give you the info on each cat. Why?

BECAUSE I'M EFFING INSANE AND I LOVE THESE FUZZY CATS SO MUCH THAT I NEED TO STALK THEM WHEN THEY AREN'T IN MY EFFING HOUSE!

Anyway, here's the information, whether you want to see it or not:

Info on Skeeter
Info on Fred
Info on George
Info on Harry
Info on Hermione

Have a cat-tastic day, everyone! =^.^=
<3, RS

Happy Eskimo is Happy...

I was a happy Eskimo earlier today in my warm, puffy Eskimo coat, running on pure inspiration (aka adrenaline) and feeding off its wonderful kick of energy. I felt the best I've felt in years and it was all thanks to that wonderful thing we're born with called imagination.

For days, I've been having my doubts about my new fanfic and how it's going to work because I just had the dream, and a bit of a beginning plan, but nothing else to go on. I figured out one thing, but had my doubts again that it would make sense and that made all my planning take a screeching halt on the Depressed Writer's Block runway. But today, I was trying desperately to think of any more ideas before my inspiration and willingness to do the project went under. In a spurt of adrenaline and inspiration sent from the Supreme Being in the Sky, I finally found some closure. I mapped out a plot line that actually finished the story in the way I wanted to, with a few background details that explained enough of the plot point decision that it didn't make me feel like a useless writer-of-crap. I felt overly giddy when I finished because I knew my idea wasn't going down the toilet like so many other of my potential projects. I only hope that I continue on in keeping this idea alive as I try to cram in writing time for myself when I'm not busy doing work and not screwing around with my time by watching dumb videos online (it happens).

So, as I stood in the freezing weather at the end of the day in my snuggly, warm Eskimo coat, I felt relieved that I didn't simply give up like I did with infinite projects before. I will try to get more stuff on FanFiction when I get the chance. Hopefully, this stuff will be okay and you guys won't hate me for it.

By the way, I'm not telling you anything more about what I created as the plot line of this project! HA! :P

<3, RS

Skyfall vs. Dark Knight

So, I saw Skyfall this weekend....
And it was okay...

I'M JUST KIDDING!!! IT WAS FREAKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

But still, I couldn't help notice something similar about the plot of Skyfall to another beloved classic called The Dark Knight. You know, that movie that came out a couple of years ago that blew everyone's minds with the complexity that just worked so well, and earned Heath Ledger the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor (after he sadly died). I'm not saying that Skyfall is another Dark Knight, for those who haven't seen it, but there are some elements that are sneaking their way into this new Bond movie.

So, I'll give you the link for the comparisons. If you don't want to spoil the movies for yourself, you don't have to click it, but I suggest for those who've seen both movies to check it out.

Live long, and always keep it shaken, not stirred.
<3, RS

P.S. Here are the comparisons!

Blizzard of Glass

A blizzard of glass feels like a million tiny knives cutting you to pieces
It cuts away your hair,
Your skin,
Your heart,
Your soul
I guess it feels like when something hurts you deep inside
A blizzard of glass comes from a desert of shards,
A building in ruins,
An evil heart, turned black as the years toll by
You feel the malice of the blades each time it slices a part of you
It destroys your happiness,
Your hopes, your dreams
It takes everything away from you in a flash of blinding light as the blades fly towards you
The blinding whiteness turns a deep red as they collide with you,
Into you,
Sinking deeper into your being until there’s nothing left to call your own
Beware the blizzard of hateful glass

Photo credit of maladresse.deviantart.com

FanFiction.net Update

Well, that took quicker than I ever thought....

Here's the profile page that I lovingly possess. Right now, it isn't much, but I'll update it to look all fancy. ;)

http://www.fanfiction.net/~rosiespencer

<3, RS

ZOMGANOTHERWRITINGIDEA!!!! :D

I just thought of it this morning and I don't know whether to be gleeful, insane, worried, or scared for what'll happen with this idea. But before I explain the idea, I need to tell you the dream I had:

Well, to be honest, I was already dreaming about something else that I can barely remember anymore. But in the middle of all that, I randomly thought "Hmm...what would happen if the Beast didn't survive in 'Beauty and the Beast'?" And the dream that I had before turned into this whole universe of Gaston running the castle (or a castle: the whole castle layout was different in my dream) and Belle being trapped in this relationship with him. And throughout this whole time, the forest around the castle (or at least, in my dream) was dying and decaying into this wasteland of dead plants and even lava (don't ask, it was a dream for God's sake!) and they were arguing in opera (which I thought was pretty cool) that Gaston was destroying the forest in an abstract way and that Belle had no authority or some weird ish like that and then I woke up when I wanted to hear what Gaston sounded like when he was singing in an operatic argument. :(

After that, I couldn't stop thinking about it. Even after I woke up, I spent several minutes just lying in my bed thinking about that weird section of my dream. I practically spent most of today with my ear buds in, listening to non-distracting music and occasional static from the radio, with a pillow put over my ears just so I could concentrate over this idea. I would just pause in the middle of walking to go get some cereal to think about how this idea could be expanded.

And so, I've come to the conclusion that I'll try and go with this idea. I won't tell you anything more than what I explained from my dream, 'cause when I do that, I typically jinx the whole project on myself. But I hope to give you guys some excerpts, if I don't get bored/stuck/feel like this is total shit and try and recuperate by watching way too much TV, etc. I also thought on signing up on FanFiction.com for some more constructive outlet. If I fail to do so, I always have this blog and you viewers to judge my life based on my creativity (just kidding). But if I manage to man up and sign up, I'll give you my profile to follow and lovingly idolize (just kidding again, I'm not forcing you. But seriously, IDOLIZE YOUR GOD, RS!)

Now, I have to find the right information, the right place to start this crapfest of fanfic, and find my creativity/courage to start writing this damn thing. IMAGINATION HO!

Until then, I hope you'll be kind to me, my blog, and my writings, because no one likes haters.
<3, RS

MERRY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!!! :)

Happy Turkey Day, my American readers! In the spirit of the holiday, I'll tell you what I'm thankful for in my life and how they've made my life for what it is today.

First of all, I am thankful for my loving family, who've always been there for me when I needed help and the occasional hug. I'm thankful for all they've given me: life, a good education, a sense of humor, all their love, and for the fact that they still have faith in the good (and sometimes the bad) that I do. Mom, Dad, thanks for all you've done for me. I love you!

Secondly, I'm thankful for my friends, who somehow have stayed with me even though I'm sometimes hard to deal with and sometimes a huge dork over the tiniest things. I'm glad for their own individual personalities, their sense of humor, the way they laugh when I tell a joke, and for their commitment to be my friend for however many years now. I love you guys and I can't wait to see what the future brings for us!

Third, I'm thankful for my health. It hasn't always been the best, but I've struggled through with the hiccups and dealt with the mishaps. I'm thankful for my medical help because I wouldn't be here without it and life wouldn't be the same. It would be like the movie "It's a Wonderful Life" sans the Jimmy Stewart backstory. Anyway, I'm thankful for my good health and that I've made it as long as this. :)

Fourthly, I'm thankful for books. Good God, am I thankful for books!!! Without them, my dad wouldn't have read anything to me at a very young age, thus I would have never developed a taste for reading and writing, thus I would have never written anything creative OR have built a small library of books for myself, thus I would never have created thus blog at all!!! Anyway, I'm thankful for the little adventures they give me every time I open a book and I'm thankful for those unforgettable classics that have impacted many lives and shaped World Literature for what it is for today. For that person who thought of the brilliant idea for a book and for those who have contributed to shaping the ever-growing library of Books Throughout History, I SALUTE YOU!!!

Speak of the Devil, I'm also thankful for my creativity and what I've done with it ever since I learned how to read and write. My mind is a lot healthier in terms of my imagination and I'm grateful for the things that I've produced with that imagination. It helps me thingk of solutions to problems (even if they're wrong) and it helps me think of other dimensions/universes/situations that haven't been thought of before. I'm incredibly grateful that my mind hasn't crumbled into the typical modern minds of iPhones, Droids, or Samsung Galaxy S'.

Another thing I'm grateful for is the sound of a/more than one cat purring. I know it sounds weird when you first read it, but think about it: the sound of a small little motorboat inside a living and breathing cat is one of the best sounds to hear in the world! It calms you down and gives you a sense if tranquility, plus the feeling that you're doing a good job with the cat/s you're taking care of. I love those little furballs and the appreciation for what I do for them every single day. <3

Finally, I'm thankful for you readers of this blog. Thank you so much for dealing with my psychotic episodes, random thoughts, and rants about how the world sometimes sucks. Thank you so much for sticking with me since the first post of CVON and I hope to see you viewers in the future!



<3, RS



P.S. I'm also thankful for our troops, those who help and for the spirit of America. LONG LIVE 'MERICA!!!! ;)

MERRY CHRISTMAS IN NOVEMBER!

I used to get cheesed off that people were celebrating Christmas when Thanksgiving wasn't even a week away. But now, I've been hooked by the jolly Christmas music playing on some of the local radio stations and I'm addicted to Christmas! :)
I hope you're enjoying the annoying Christmas ads and going insane from hearing the same Christmas jingles over and over and over and over and over.
......................
CHRISTMAS!

<3, RS
*<:^)

P.S. I hope you like the new layout I chose for the blog! :)

Night of Flames

We began to run
They ordered us to run
"Faster! Faster! Faster!"

Night had fallen
Never shall I forget the nocturnal silence
All this could not be real

Ten more steps
Eight, seven
Only four more steps

We stared at the flames
Never shall I forget those flames
Never shall I forget that smoke


Three
Two steps from the pit
I was face-to-face with the Angel of Death

Never shall I forget that night
Never

Lines from "Night" by Elie Weisel

Dear Unhappy Sky God...

PLEASE don't let me sleep tonight without any power. And please, please, PLEASE don't destroy anything through the power of nature. PLEASE!

Sorry I've haven't been posting creative stuff as much as I should. Life has just gotten in the way and my brain has momentarily died. On the plus side, I've been working on something to show you guys. All I can say is that it's about a floating eyeball, a little boy, a tyrannosaurus rex, and something to do with saving the world. Oh, and it has pictures. I hope you guys are pleased with the final product once I do upload the post!

Anyway, those who are in a rain/thunder/windstorm tonight, pray to the Sky God that nothing bad happens tonight/this morning/this afternoon/whatever the time is where you're reading this.

<3, RS

Random Blurb of Thought!

Don't you wish you could smack the annoying out of someone? That would be amazing. Maybe there should be a special glove whose wearer can smack the living crap out of someone's annoying.
..........
GO BACK TO YOUR LIVES! I'M REALLY BORED AND I HOPE I'M NOT ANNOYING YOU! DON'T USE THE GLOVE ON ME, PLZKTHXBAI!

I'm bored so i made a list...

My 10 Favorite Books of All Time Since I Have Zero Organization in my Life when it Comes to this Category:

1. "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee
2. "Harry Potter 1-7" by J.K. Rowling
3. "Percy Jackson" series by Rick Riordan
4. "Lord of the Rings 1-3", plus "The Hobbit" by J.R.R. Tolkien
5. "Twilight" books 1-4, plus the side-books by Stephenie Meyer (the writing is addicting while the movies are CRAP!)
6. "Pretty Little Liars 1-10 (so far)" by Sara Shepard
7. "Avalon High", "Princess Diaries", "Airhead" trilogy, "Abandon" trilogy (?), etc. by Meg Cabot
8. "The Forest of Hands and Teeth 1-3 (so far)" by Carrie Ryan
9. "Beautiful Creatures 1-2 (so far)" by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl
10. "Robert Langdon" series by Dan Brown

My 10 Favorite Movies of All Time:

1. "Lord of the Rings" Peter Jackson version
2. "The Dark Knight"
3. "The Dark Knight Rises"
4. "Phantom of the Opera: 25th Anniversary at Royal Albert Hall"
5. "Love Never Dies"
6. "Moonrise Kingdom"
7. Any Hayao Myazaki movie, except "Ponyo"
8. "Cloverfield"
9. "District 9"
10. PIXAR MOVIES!

My 5 7 Favorite Foods:

1. Bacon
2. Top Ramen
3. Bacon
4. Cheetoes
5. Bacon
6. Bacon
7. Did I mention I LOVE Bacon

The 2 Reasons Why I made these lists:

1. Because I was really, really bored
2. I need organization in my scrambled life! :'(

<3, RS

WTF, Twilight?!

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME THE POINT OF THE PLOT TWIST IN THE NEW BREAKING DAWN MOVIE?! IT'S REALLY PISSING ME OFF THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL IT WAS FOR!

You want to know what I think? I think they put all that BS in there to try and look like Harry Potter 7 P2. After all, it did make about $168 million in opening week, plus all the Hogwarts vs. Death Eaters/monsters did look really cool. But, remember, there are fangirls out there who would love to get a piece of Robert Pattinson's and (more importantly) Taylor Lautner's biseps, 6 pack, and firm, sexy buttocks than see a bunch of old British farts with wands destroy each other in a battle for good and evil. This movie's already got $340.9 million in the opening weekend box office ratings.

....................................................

WHAT THE FLYING PINEAPPLE??!!

How in the name of all things holy did effing Twilight beat effing Harry Potter in box office ratings??!! I mean, what does Twilight teach? That a really attractive man is the only thing that matters in your life, even if he's a bit of a temperamental, blood-sucking psycho. What did stupid, not-as-successful Harry Potter teach us? That love and friendship can conquer all evil. And that British people have more awesome accents than Americans. Dammit.

Still, the point I'm trying to make is because I'm totally pissed off that the twist in Breaking Dawn had no point and it somehow turned into a ramble about how Harry Potter is more awesome than the Twilight movies. If you love the Twilight movies, I'm sorry, but they're kinda stupid compared to Harry Potter. I mean, what does a world of magic, British people, and trying to discover things about yourself with your friends who are trying to help you kill this one evil British creep who kills people, drawing this process out in 8 movies compare to a world of vampires, hot guys who turn into werewolves, and a depressed chick who has a habit of accidentally harming herself and causing a lot of trouble who wants to be with a blood-sucking monster for the rest of eternity, all drawn out in 5 movies?

WAKE UP, PEOPLE!

<3, RS

The Absolute Worst Novel-Made-Movie EVER!!!

As you might have guessed, I like reading. Yes it's true, I love to read. One of my favorite book series was (and is) Percy Jackson and the Olympians. A couple of years ago, a movie was made. I came to the theaters to see what Christopher Columbus (director of the first two Harry Potter movies, which was fantastically a-may-zahhh!!!) had done to contribute to the eager fans that wanted to see Percy Jackson on the big screen.

All I can say is that I was really, really, REALLY disappointed. I was literally silently counting on my fingers how many flaws that movie had. I gave up after thirty and designated it as a lost cause. About a year later, I rented the movie from my local library, got out my laptop, and listed how many flaws this movie had because I lost track after the thirty flaws I ticked off in the theater, which I've lovingly decided to spoil it for those who haven't seen this abomination of a novel-made-movie.

Here is the list I lovingly made listing all the flaws (beware for extreme upper-case protests!):

1. Poseidon: NO BERMUDA SHORTS OR HAWAIIAN SHIRT!
2. Percy's mom: WHERE IS THE "AMERICA'S SWEET SHOP"?!
3. Gabe: WHERE'S THE FAT, GREASY SLIMEBALL??!!
4. Mrs. Dodds: "HONEY". WHERE IS THE FREAKING "HONEY"???!!!
5. Percy's sword: IT WAS HANDED TO HIM BY CHIRON INSTEAD OF CHIRON THROWING THE DAMN THING TO PERCY TO KILL THE FURY MRS. DODDS!!
6. NO TRIP TO THE BEACH CABIN! THEY JUST LEAVE!
7. The Minotaur: WHERE IN THE NAME OF THE GREEK GODS ARE HIS FREAKING TIDY-WHITEYS?!
8. The entrance to the camp: WHERE IS THE FREAKING APPLE FARM AND THE LONE PINE TREE OF THALIA???!!!
9. The Minotaur's horn: PERCY DOESN'T JUST BREAK THE DAMN THING OFF! (I looked over it again and saw this as true to the book)
10. The defeated Minotaur: WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY DIDN'T THE DAMN MONSTER TURN INTO DUST AFTER HE FRIGGING DIED????!!!!
11. Camp Half-Blood: IT'S JUST A CAMP IN THE FREAKING WOODS OUT OF NYC, NOT A CAMP WITH A CLEARING AND A BEACH ON THE LONG ISLAND SOUND!
12. Annabeth: SHE ISN'T BLOND!!!!!!!!!!!
13. Chiron: HE HAS NO WHITE HORSE BODY! HE'S A BLEACHED BLOND, NOT A BRUNETTE, COLUMBUS! ARE YOU FREAKING COLORBLIND??!!
14. THE CABINS AT THE CAMP AREN'T ALL TOGETHER AND IN A FREAKING SEMICIRCLE!
15. How Percy finds out that he's the son of Poseidon: THERE IS NO GREEN FLOATING THINGY ABOVE HIS HEAD! CHIRON JUST TELLS HIM!!!
16. WHERE IN THE NAME OF HELL IS LUKE'S SCAR???!!! (inflicted by Percy in the final showdown for the Lightning Bolt, WHICH IS STILL EFFING WRONG!!!!)
17. WHERE IS CLARISSE??????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18. The river: THAT'S WHERE HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MARKED BY HIS FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19. Hades: HE DOES NOT COME BARGING INTO THE CAMP IN THE FIRST BOOK!! WE DON'T EVEN MEET HIM UNTIL THE THIRD BOOK!!!!!!!!!!
20. PERCY DOESN'T JUST LEAVE THE CAMP: CHIRON ORGANIZES THE TEAM TO GO WITH PERCY!!!
21. WHERE IS THE MUMMY ORACLE?????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK HERE, PEOPLE??!!
22. THERE ARE NO PERSEPHONE'S PEARLS IN ANY OF THE BOOKS!!
23. THE PERSEPHONE'S PEARLS AREN'T THE REASON THEY GO TO AUNTY EM'S! THEY STUMBLE ON IT LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO IN THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24. Medusa: SHE'S SUPPOSED TO ALSO SERVE BURGERS AND WEAR A VEIL AND BE ALL OLD AND DECREPID!!!
25. THEY DON'T EVER GO TO THE PARTHENON IN NASHVILLE IN ANY OF THE BOOKS!
26. THEY DON'T CONFRONT THEY HYDRA UNTIL THE SECOND OR THIRD BOOK!
27. NO IRIS-MESSAGING AT ALL!
28. THEY HYDRA DOESN'T DIE BY GETTING THE MEDUSA VISION!!!
29. The Lotus Hotel: THEY DON'T GO THERE UNTIL THE THIRD BOOK!!!!
30. NO HOLLYWOOD UNTIL THE THIRD BOOK!!!
31. THE ROUTE TO THE FREAKING UNDERWORLD IS NOT BEHIND THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN, IT'S UNDER THE RECORDING STUDIO IN HOLLYWOOD!!!!!
32. PERSEPHONE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SEDUCTIVE!!
33. PERSEPHONE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INTRODUCED UNTIL THE FOURTH OR FIFTH BOOK!
34. LUKE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FOUND OUT UNTIL THE END OF THE FIRST BOOK!
35. NO GREAT HUGE SHOWDOWN BETWEEN LUKE AND PERCY IN NEW YORK CITY IN THE BOOKS AT EFFING ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
36. NO MORTAL OR DEMIGOD CAN HANDLE THE POWER OF THE MASTER BOLT! THEY'D DIE!
37. WHERE IS THE GABE STATUE??!!!???!?!?!?!?!?!

So how many flaws were there in total: 37 34

Well, thanks for dealing with another one of my psychotic episodes, but Chris Columbus really screwed up. Since he did the first two Harry Potter so identical to what J.K. Rowling had in her books, I was extremely disappointed that he didn't get the Percy Jackson film right. You think I'm being a movie snob who says that every book being portrayed on the big screen has to be the original plotline, character study, etc.? Well, I don't: the Princess Diaries movies didn't go with the original plotline, setting, character identification, Grand-mere, but I was fine with it. It was actually kinda cute. But what really gets me about the Percy Jackson movie is Chris Columbus stating years earlier that he liked portraying the books as best he could. Go check it out if you don't believe me. Here's the link! Go buy it to see if I'm right!
Anyway, the reason I'm so royally cheesed off is because he broke his coda from the Harry Potter movies! He royally screwed up the first book and decided to make it his own little fanfic on what he wanted the books to go!

Or, at least, that's how I saw it....

Thanks again for sitting through another mental episode. I'll leave you questioning your sanity by watching Percy Jackson: The Lighting Thief. My advice:

DON'T!

<3, RS

Harry Potter is watching you, Mr. Columbus. He'll go all magic on your ass if you screw another series up, and his friends and the disappointed fans'll help scar you into oblivion. Be afraid................

Missing Puzzle Piece

A part of me is missing

A part of me is gone

It's been taken from me,

Stolen from me

Stolen by a magical man

Now a part of me is lost,

Tumbling around in the unknown

I'm stumbling around, numb,

Lost all feeling, all thought, all reason

One piece of the puzzle is gone,

Lost forever,

The puzzle incomplete

A story, gone

An experience, gone

A love for someone, gone

A part of my life, gone

I need to find my missing puzzle piece,

Before I stumble around forever,
A vegetable,
A zombie,
Before the rest of my life falls away in tiny pieces,
Scattered in an enormous box like scrambled puzzle pieces

Guess what? PONIES!!!! :D

I don't think I've talked about this before, but... I'm a brony (well, pegasister). Since I'm too lazy to completely explain it, I'll give you a short-hand definition for those who have no idea what a brony is: it's typically a 16-35 year old man and/or woman who devotes their lives to the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". If you haven't heard of it, check it out b/c it's TOTALLY A-MAY-ZAAAAAAH!

Sorry.....

Anyway, since I like MLP, I'm totally eager for this weekend because......

SEASON 3 IS PREMIERING AFTER MONTHS AND MONTHS OF WAITING! THANK CELESTIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /)^3^(\

Sorry again....

Anyway, I love the characters, I love the stories, I love the conflicts, I love the settings, I love the voice actors, I love the animation people, I love the fan peoples who create the fanfics and the musics and the cool arts, I JUST FRICKING LOVE EVERYBODY WHO IS FRICKING INVOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good God, I am so sorry you have to endure this...

Anyway, I've actually tried to write fanfics of the ponies as humans, but never ever finished (or started!) them because of my inability to commit to a project. Yes, I usually never finish anything, I admit it! But I've come up with pretty good ideas (I think) for fanfic ideas. I've tried nearly everything: origin stories of Celestia, Luna, Discord, and Chrysalis, re-creating the Nightmare Moon stories with MORE backstories, a bit of crossover stories, possessions with the Pinkie character (you brony fans know what I mean), shipping stories, historical adventures, etc. Just looking at all the attempts is startling to me. One of these days, I'll start AND finish one of these fics and share with the public, exposing my vulnerable MLP belly to the hater comments and the judgements of "WTF is wrong with you?", but at least I'll be proud that I finished something that I'll be (hopefully) proud of.

The reason I posted this was because of three four things:

1. that I'm experiencing an adrenaline rush due to anticipation of a brand-new season
2. that I'm looking forward to seeing what new fanfic ideas I can come up with
3. that I'm fricking insane
4. that I EFFING LOVE PONIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /)^3^(\

Thanks for enduring my psychopathic episode and I'll hope to see you guys soon if I haven't scared you off....

EQUESTRIA FOREVER!,
<3, RS (aka MidnightScribe)

P.S. Check out whatisabrony.com for an easier read on what a brony is. Join the herd, if you dare! :)

Happy Guy Fawkes Day (oh God, I am such a nerd)!!!!

So it's the famous "5th of November", aka Guy Fawkes Day in merry ol' Britland. Why do I care about it, you ask? Well,

1. I'm a dork for England (even though I'm American)
2. I'm a dork for England's history
3. I'm a HUGE dork for "V for Vendetta"!

Yes, V for Vendetta. For those who don't know, it's a film starring British actors Hugo Weaving, Stephen Fry, John Hurt, and non-British actress Natalie Portman. She plays a London woman and does a pretty damn good job with the accent. Anyway, Hugo Weaving saves her and a chain of events leads back to some event back in the past that started all this in an "I'm-not-going-to-spoil-for-you-because-I-want-you-to-watch-it-so-WATCH-IT-NOW!!!!!!"

That went nowhere.....

Anyway, since it's "the 5th of November", I'm going to share with you the poem that got Hugo Weaving to be the next POTO, sans the singing. Here is the Guy Fawkes Poem and please, please, PLEASE watch V for Vendetta, and remember the 5th of November.

<3, RS


I DARE you to not read this poem in Hugo Weaving's voice! I DARE you!



Remember, remember, the 5th of November
The Gunpowder Treason and plot ;
I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot

Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,
'Twas his intent.
To blow up the King and the Parliament.
Three score barrels of powder below.
Poor old England to overthrow.
By God's providence he was catch'd,
With a dark lantern and burning match

Holloa boys, Holloa boys, let the bells ring
Holloa boys, Holloa boys, God save the King!

Hip hip Hoorah !
Hip hip Hoorah !

A penny loaf to feed ol'Pope,
A farthing cheese to choke him.
A pint of beer to rinse it down,
A faggot of sticks to burn him.
Burn him in a tub of tar,'
Burn him like a blazing star.
Burn his body from his head,
Then we'll say: ol'Pope is dead.

ZOMGBREAKTHROUGHWRITINGPROJECTIDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I'm signed up for NaNoWriMo (go here for more info) and since November's started, I need to start writing a 30,000 word story (aka 120 pages, not counting page breaks and all that wonderful crap) since the clock is ticking down to my probable imminent doom in writing. I was stressing out what to write about because the project I was working on is on hold until I can get my hands on Prince of Egypt. But now, I've gotten something! YAY!

What I'm thinking of doing is write a story about a girl and her psycho killer boyfriend who escapes from jail/mass holding compound to find her for something she did/"made him do" before he got sent to jail/mass holding compound. I think I've even got the names for the girl and the psycho: Nicki and Kristopher.

I STILL HAVE NO EFFING IDEA HOW I'M GOING TO WRITE 120 PAGES OF THIS ISH WHEN I USUALLY WRITE 10 PAGES THEN STOP!!! I'M SO SCREWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, I needed to get that out there because I had a huge adrenhaline rush and had nothing else to do with it except write this post and find ground points in which to start the damn thing! I NEED TO WRITE THIS NOW!

<3, RS