Skyfall vs. Dark Knight Comparisons


Skyfall
The Dark Knight
Javier Bardem is a ex-MI6 mastermind who’s main goal is to humiliate and ultimately kill Judy Dench
Heath Ledger is a criminal mastermind/psycho clown who’s goal is to expose/kill Batman/create chaos
5 MI6 agents are killed a week until Judy Dench lets herself give in to Bardem’s demands
People die every day that Batman doesn’t take off the mask
Javier Bardem’s teeth and vocal chords are grossly burned off/badly disfigured that he covers up with fake teeth
Heath Ledger has inches long scars on the sides of his mouth that he covers up with red war paint makeup
Javier Bardem creates a plan so MI6 puts him in a cell
Heath Ledger creates the plan so GCPD puts him in a cell
Javier Bardem escapes and goes for Judy Dench in a police car
Heath Ledger escaped GCPD HQ in a police car
Daniel Craig is an orphan who kicks people’s butts
Christian Bale is an orphan who kicks people’s butts
Daniel Craig has a really cool car with guns and other cool crap
Christian Bale has a really cool car with guns and other cool crap
Judy Dench dies
Aaron Eckhart dies
Javier Bardem goes after Judy Dench
Heath Ledger goes after Aaron Eckhart
Javier Bardem blows some ish up to get Judy Dench
Heath Ledger blows some ish up to get to Batman and Aaron Eckhart
Javier Bardem appears in a decked-out helicopter and creates havoc
Heath Ledger appears in a stolen truck with a bunch of guns and stuff and creates havoc
Javier Bardem has a unique way of interacting with his peers and creating chaos
Heath Ledger has a unique way of interacting with his peers and creating chaos
Javier Bardem has a gang of criminal peeps
Heath Ledger has a gang of criminal peeps
Javier Bardem tells little anecdotes and stories that furthers the themes of the movie
Heath Ledger tells little anecdotes that furthers the themes of the movie
Daniel Craig has a caretaker he’s known since he was a young boy
Christian Bale has a caretaker he’s known since he was a young boy
Daniel Craig has/had a huge estate with a mansion in the outskirts of Scotland
Christian Bale has/had a huge estate with a mansion in the outskirts of Gotham
Javier Bardem is scary, but enjoyable
Heath Ledger is scary, but enjoyable