Skyfall 
 | 
The Dark Knight 
 | 
Javier Bardem is a ex-MI6 mastermind who’s main goal is to humiliate and ultimately kill Judy Dench 
 | 
Heath Ledger is a criminal mastermind/psycho clown who’s goal is to expose/kill Batman/create chaos 
 | 
5 MI6 agents are killed a week until Judy Dench lets herself give in to Bardem’s demands 
 | 
People die every day that Batman doesn’t take off the mask 
 | 
Javier Bardem’s teeth and vocal chords are grossly burned off/badly disfigured that he covers up with fake teeth 
 | 
Heath Ledger has inches long scars on the sides of his mouth that he covers up with red war paint makeup 
 | 
Javier Bardem creates a plan so MI6 puts him in a cell 
 | 
Heath Ledger creates the plan so GCPD puts him in a cell 
 | 
Javier Bardem escapes and goes for Judy Dench in a police car 
 | 
Heath Ledger escaped GCPD HQ in a police car 
 | 
Daniel Craig is an orphan who kicks people’s butts 
 | 
Christian Bale is an orphan who kicks people’s butts 
 | 
Daniel Craig has a really cool car with guns and other cool crap 
 | 
Christian Bale has a really cool car with guns and other cool crap 
 | 
Judy Dench dies 
 | 
Aaron Eckhart dies 
 | 
Javier Bardem goes after Judy Dench 
 | 
Heath Ledger goes after Aaron Eckhart 
 | 
Javier Bardem blows some ish up to get Judy Dench 
 | 
Heath Ledger blows some ish up to get to Batman and Aaron Eckhart 
 | 
Javier Bardem appears in a decked-out helicopter and creates havoc 
 | 
Heath Ledger appears in a stolen truck with a bunch of guns and stuff and creates havoc 
 | 
Javier Bardem has a unique way of interacting with his peers and creating chaos 
 | 
Heath Ledger has a unique way of interacting with his peers and creating chaos 
 | 
Javier Bardem has a gang of criminal peeps 
 | 
Heath Ledger has a gang of criminal peeps 
 | 
Javier Bardem tells little anecdotes and stories that furthers the themes of the movie 
 | 
Heath Ledger tells little anecdotes that furthers the themes of the movie 
 | 
Daniel Craig has a caretaker he’s known since he was a young boy 
 | 
Christian Bale has a caretaker he’s known since he was a young boy 
 | 
Daniel Craig has/had a huge estate with a mansion in the outskirts of Scotland 
 | 
Christian Bale has/had a huge estate with a mansion in the outskirts of Gotham 
 | 
Javier Bardem is scary, but enjoyable 
 | 
Heath Ledger is scary, but enjoyable 
 | 
Skyfall vs. Dark Knight Comparisons
Subscribe to:
Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment