Sunday, November 18, 2012

WTF, Twilight?!

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME THE POINT OF THE PLOT TWIST IN THE NEW BREAKING DAWN MOVIE?! IT'S REALLY PISSING ME OFF THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL IT WAS FOR!

You want to know what I think? I think they put all that BS in there to try and look like Harry Potter 7 P2. After all, it did make about $168 million in opening week, plus all the Hogwarts vs. Death Eaters/monsters did look really cool. But, remember, there are fangirls out there who would love to get a piece of Robert Pattinson's and (more importantly) Taylor Lautner's biseps, 6 pack, and firm, sexy buttocks than see a bunch of old British farts with wands destroy each other in a battle for good and evil. This movie's already got $340.9 million in the opening weekend box office ratings.

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WHAT THE FLYING PINEAPPLE??!!

How in the name of all things holy did effing Twilight beat effing Harry Potter in box office ratings??!! I mean, what does Twilight teach? That a really attractive man is the only thing that matters in your life, even if he's a bit of a temperamental, blood-sucking psycho. What did stupid, not-as-successful Harry Potter teach us? That love and friendship can conquer all evil. And that British people have more awesome accents than Americans. Dammit.

Still, the point I'm trying to make is because I'm totally pissed off that the twist in Breaking Dawn had no point and it somehow turned into a ramble about how Harry Potter is more awesome than the Twilight movies. If you love the Twilight movies, I'm sorry, but they're kinda stupid compared to Harry Potter. I mean, what does a world of magic, British people, and trying to discover things about yourself with your friends who are trying to help you kill this one evil British creep who kills people, drawing this process out in 8 movies compare to a world of vampires, hot guys who turn into werewolves, and a depressed chick who has a habit of accidentally harming herself and causing a lot of trouble who wants to be with a blood-sucking monster for the rest of eternity, all drawn out in 5 movies?

WAKE UP, PEOPLE!

<3, RS