Sorry. I kind of like the idea of llamas....
Anyway, I've been breezing through the various sections of the Historical Books, so much that I finished the Book of Joshua in less than a day. Now I'm halfway through the Book of Judges, which is, as explained in my copy of the Bible, "Israel's teenage years". <shudder>
So, I'm going to explain the Books of Numbers through Joshua in very brief summaries so people can follow without losing interest:
- The Israelites go conquer cities and celebrate over it. God keeps telling Moses what to do
- Moses shares to the Israelites what God's been telling him for the past two to four books. At the end, Moses dies and Joshua takes over
- He leads the Israelites over the Jordan River and lets them conquer many cites and rejoice in the name of the Lord
Well, I've got nothing else to say. I hope this has somehow enlightened you day...