America, We're Screwed

I've noticed lately how we modern Americans portray the news. For instance, I bet you American fans didn't notice how there's a deadly smog covering China as we speak or how Agent Orange is contaminating kids in Vietnam. This stuff,sadly, is merely glanced over and put into the ten o'clock news with Diane Sawyer. The "news" we watch and pay attention to are things from Good Morning America and TMZ. For example, today's top story on GMA was about how a Raven's cheerleader got kicked off the squad and how she set up a Facebook page with more than 3,000 likes on it already for the purpose of getting back on the team, and how to make the best damned Super Bowl dip that'll blow your mind and leave your lives empty because the taste of this fattening shit was so effing delicious.

Really, America? Really? Are we really that shallow?

Going back to the title of this rant (brace yourselves, people), America is doomed. I mean, we have no idea about North Korea is doing besides the fact that Kim Jong Il died and that Kim Jong Un has taken over in hilarious memes. Hell, they might have some American prisoners that they're planning to strap to a nuclear rocket that'll destroy America as we know it, we don't really know, nor do we even give a flying crap! All we care about is how Beyonce's a fraud for lip syncing during the Presidential Inauguration! NO ONE CARES!!! IT'S NOT IMPORTANT!!! What is important is helping the countries less fortunate than us/need allies so we can kick Communist butt to make the world a better place, instead of sending those shitty little Twitter messages to Kim/Khloe/Karrie/Kandy (who really cares which one, really?) Kardashian about how her baby should be named "#YoopyMcAwesomeSocks"!!!

WE ARE DOOMED AS A NATION, PEOPLE!!! WE ARE ALL EFFING DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, I'm done now. Please take this post to heart and look up the World News on CNN. Please immerse yourselves so I won't have to scream at you again. Here's a funny video about America for you to forget that I ever yelled at you guys and possibly (although I hope not) forget that there's even a world out there and go back to watching the latest episode of Honey Boo Boo <large shudder!>.
<3, RS

I DID IT!!! (Part 2)

I DID IT! FINALS IS VANQUISHED! I AM THE RULER OF ALL WORLDS!!! 8^D

Me stomping Finals Week into the cold, hard ground

Anyway, just thought I'd tell you since I have no real life to call my own.
<3, RS

Un-Creative Mind Dump

Hey, lemme ask you a question.

What do Koreans do when they're depressed?

<looks left, looks right>

THEY PSY! AAAAAOOOOOOOO! XD

And that concludes all creativity that I'll be producing this week.

No seriously, I won't have enough energy to create anything. Why, you ask? BECAUSE OF THE DREADED BEAST CALLED FINALS! So those who've battled this monster know what I'm going through. To those who don't, it usually comes with a splitting headache, a mental breakdown, and the wish that these things never existed. But, hey, you never know; I might come up with something to show you guys. Just keep an eye out for any updates.

Anyway, I'll go back to doing nothing because my brain is 100% fried. I wish you well and give you lots of hugs and chocolate through the Internets.
<3, RS

P.S. Here's something to cheer you up while you wait for me to do something:



Psy Pusheen has more than two arms! 0_0



This Made my Life

Once again, I hate to bother you with another pony post, but this video made my day. I felt like it successfully analyzed the fandom of MLP. Anyway, you can click this link or you can just ignore it and continue to compose an e-mail saying how annoying this Pony Posting is getting.

Just something I wanted to share with you fans, bronies or not. I hoep this isn't getting too annoying for you guys. If so, please send hate-mail to theoriginalrspencer@gmail.com. This is a legit e-mail that won't give you a virus. Well, on purpose.

Have a lovely rest of your day. I'll try to get something creative up soon!
<3, RS

P.S. The voices for the video are actually John DeLancie and Tara Strong! HOW IN EQUESTRIA DID THEY MANAGE TO GET THOSE TWO TO DO THIS???!!! :D

P.P.S. Didn't John DeLancie singing the song remind any of you of another John? Lithgow, specifically.
That would be awesome if he cameoed on the show....

Sorry. Go back to your lives.

Finally! A Post that's Non-Pony Related!

Talk about distracted...
Here's a poem I found that I wrote something like three to four years ago. It's hardly worth showing to you guys, but it shows that even I have Writer's Block Supreme sometimes. Kind of like right now...

Dang it....

Anyway, you can enjoy it or you can ignore it completely. I honestly don't care. ;)
<3, RS

My Bus Poem

By: (RS)

The bus is here,

 ....

A cloud looks a lot like a poodle!

Ummm...

I...don't know what to say....or think.....I mean....Discord becoming good? Umm.... And not messing around with the Elements of Harmony? I mean....ummm....

Please help me. I'm so confused...

<3, RS

P.S. No.. just... NO!

Counting Down to Ponies

Finally! An episode after two weeks of no ponies! I'm so excited because this one has Discord in it!

But yet, that's why I'm also so concerned. I mean, it's Discord, one of the most awesome MLP villains on the show since it first premiere. But, this decision to put him in a regular episode is, to me, kind of a risky decision. And also the decision to put Fluttershy to be the one to confront him is an odd choice. Idealy, it should be Twilight to be the one who should confront Discord; he's the one who gets into her head and screws around with her.

Anyway, I'm just worried that this awesome character will be brought down to a forgotten icon.

I'll leave you back to your pony-less lives.
<3, RS

P.S. The reason I'haven't been writing on CVON lately is because I'm addicted to Figment. Come and see what I have and you'll see why I haven't been blogging for a while now.

Oh Technology, How I Love Thee (not!)

Don't you love it when your laptop suddenly starts to spaz out, or when your iPhone is frozen, or your Kindle Fire doesn't respond to your touch?

Yeah, me too. Not.

The reason I'm talking about this is what occurs about 40% of the time I spend on my computer and/or laptop:

1. It either freezes an important program I'm using, so I have to shut it down and restart said program
2. It either freezes two programs at once, making it very difficult to go get Windows Task Manager to help clean some of this crap up
3. It freezes not only the Internet, but also your desktop and the Taskbar (and, if you're like me, all the cool gadgets on the Sidebar). I love it to death whenever it does this
4. It randomly shuts down a program when I didn't even hit the "Close" button (rarely happens but annoys the crap out of me)
5. When I'm trying to shut down an Internet window and the song/video keeps playing in the background. It's like it just knows that I'm wanting to shut it down and keeps torturing me to wait another five hours for the program to "fix itself" while listening to the hopefulness of the 10 hour Rainbow Bunchie loop
6. When there's an external problem with the website I'm using when I really, really need to
7. The mousepad (for my laptop) doesn't respond and the mouse jumps to the "Close" button, hoping that I'll bust another capillary (jk, I'm healthy) when I discover that the mouse works again and that I've just shut down an entire project without saving the last half an hour

Anyway, if you share these loving sentiments about technology, have fun blowing some more blood vessels because I think technology like this is here to stay. 0_0
<3, RS

I DID IT! :D

Yes, folks, I did it! I submitted something to a short story contest and I feel totally proud of myself! It's on Figment right now for the "Deadly Little Lessons" short-story contest and I feel highly confident. I'm not going to set myself up so I'll be like "OMG I'm totally going to win this thing I'm the best writer of them all!" and not get chosen, but I feel highly confident. Here's
my Figment profile with the short-story "Inner Strength". Please, please, PLEASE look at it and tell me if it's any good or not. I NEED TO KNOW THIS SO I FEEL BETTER AS A HUMAN BEING!!!!

Anyway, I DID IT, EVERYPONY! :D
<3, RS

Conflict of Interests

Interest vs. Need
Right vs. Wrong
Which one will I choose?
What changes the course of the future?

Impulse vs. Force
Desire vs. Reality
Which one is right?
Which one will I choose to take?

Yearning vs. Revulsion
Creative vs. Destructive
What will happen once I choose?
Will my future depend on this one decision?

Love vs. Hate
Soaring vs. Grounded
Why is it so hard to make up my mind?
Am I afraid on what might happen?

Happiness vs. Depression
Light vs. Dark
Have I made the right decision?
I can only find out